That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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