the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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