Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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