Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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