my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
how drunk are you?
Several
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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