THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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