I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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