Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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