Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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