You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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