I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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