I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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