AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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