If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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