His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
pray to the hookup gods
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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