Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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