Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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