ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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