first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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