Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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