he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
