Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you win again, gameday.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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