it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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