my soul wont recognize me after tonight
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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