he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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