Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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