she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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