Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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