In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Randomize
