Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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