You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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