K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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