i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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