I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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