don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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