ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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