yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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