READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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