I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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