I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
did you just send me my own nude
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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