North Korea, Best Korea!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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