I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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