so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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