No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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