two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
two words...techno handjob
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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