i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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