So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
