Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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