And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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