yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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